- I’m a serious player, I’ve yelled at enough 12-year-old boys during raids to prove it.
- I almost never believe a player claiming to be female actually is a woman, or even an adult.
- I am a woman, and I know how to PVP. I prefer to do dungeons and raids but at least I know how to do it all.
- I always do my job in a raid or dungeon.
- I’m old, at least compared to most players. I bring a certain level of maturity to the game. Like when I’m screaming at the idiot hunters, I always use the most appropriate curse words for the occasion. In fact, I am an expert at putting multiple curses together into entirely new and impressive insults.
- About hunters, I am fully aware that when I play on my hunter I turn into an idiot too.
- I’ve been playing a long time. I’ve tried to leave a few times but I always go back, proving that World of Warcraft is a forever commitment.
- I can discuss the game for hours with minimal food and bathroom breaks. I’ve convinced many other women to play. All of these former friends are exactly the same person I was five years ago so they are good WoW investments as soon enough they will convince people and make enemies.
- Speaking of minimal food and bathroom breaks, did I mention I killed the Lich King back in the day? I’m almost sure that I passed out in relief when that miracle happened.
- I’m a champ at leveling and can advise other how to do the same quickly.
- I still laugh when someone says Leroy Jenkins.
- Reading trade chat for an hour is an entertaining way to spend my time.
- Blizzard will always make money off me. If I got free WoW time I would simply buy more things from their store. I already spend the money monthly, so it’s in the budget.
- I’ll never get tired of ‘going back in time’ storylines.
- I didn’t hate pandas OR worgen.
- I am not a gold farmer, or an anything else farmer.
- I have played every class and most races. Sorry but I can’t stand to have a cow or dead person as a character.
- I play both Alliance and Horde. My heart is truly Alliance but at least I’ve tried both.
- My husband and I play together. He doesn’t get mad when I always win rolls on mounts and I almost never get mad when he wins all the rolls on gear.
- I’m great at coming up with character names.
- I think collector’s editions are worth the money.
- I bought a World of Warcraft messenger bag and I’m proud of it.
- Transmogrification is a win, see picture.
- I will go to Blizzcon someday.
- I met my husband playing WoW and I’m not embarrassed by it.
Sounds reasonable right?
I stopped playing online games a while ago. I couldn’t deal with the amount of idiots.
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Good luck. You convinced me! 🙂
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Those huntards deserve to be punished.
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Haha, excellent! ^-^
Although I have to say that I am also a Lady MMO player, and I feel no shame for not even being that interested in PVP. I am just an explorer to the depths of my being… or something. 😀 Although, if I had to, I could probably take out at least a couple people before they got me.
Also, people who don’t do their jobs in a dungeon are the lowest types of scum…
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I’m not really into PVP these days. I love exploring too! Maybe that’s why I get on leveling rampages. I did that to get all my characters to 100. Now I need to get gear.
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I am still in that stage of exploring all the races/interesting classes in my game. I have one main girl who is at the level cap, and the others are slowly making their way there as well. ^-^ Then the gear hunting shall begin!
Actually, I’m pretty happy right now, because I managed to convince my sister to play with husband and I… and now we almost have enough people for a dungeon party without untrustworthy strangers. XD haha
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Every time I log into the Diablo 3 Blizzard tries to get me to ‘try WoW’… Nooo, I know what this game does to people, I have more than enough addictions in my life. *points at the 3 or 4 Dragon Age related posts on her blog this instant*
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…Eh, do what you love.
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I haven’t played WoW in a very long time. I am terrible at PvP! I don’t have enough uninterrupted time for Raids, and never have. I think it is very cool that you met your husband through WoW! These are my random thoughts on your very cool post 🙂
PS: You spelled it wrong — it’s Leeeeeeroooy Jenkins. That remains on of my favourite WoW things as well 🙂
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I almost spelled it that way lol
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